Ep 0026 - Heaven Will Be Mine (2018)
7/23/2024
Booting Ship-Self OS - OShGosh v9.11b . . .
Boot interrupted, 4 errors found
>>force boot
Boot complete!
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Ship-Self Pillow Princess online, welcome home, Pilot-chan! ★~(◡﹏◕✿)
There are currently 4 OS Errors that have been muted, the vulcan cannons do not have any cartridges loaded, the core is unstable, the K-tana is not registering correctly, there are 43 other minor warnings that can be found in the Ship-Self mechanics submenu.
You have new PodTasks assigned to you!
>>delete all podtasks
Error, insuffienct authority, user must have BRI.N level access to delete PodTasks.
>>sudo delete all podtasks
PodTasks deleted!
>>begin launch procedures
Error, too many errors exist for a safe launch
>>please begin launch procedures
Error, too many errors exist for a safe launch
>>i dare you to begin launch procedures
Error, too many errors exist for a safe launch
N.KO what are you doing
A.L. ICE hey bb, ur up early, you should take it easy, drink some coffee
N.KO i didnt sleep. why are you prepping for launch right now.
A.L. ICE lol does it say im doing that, weird, im just doing checks
>>force inject administrative protocol rights using external drive f://
N.KO you know i can see the entire log, right?
A.L. ICE smh the surveillance state knows no bounds
Process Complete, administrative proctocol rights enabled for use "A.L. ICE"
N.KO do NOT
>>begin launch procedures
Launch Procedures beginning, proceed to catapult!
A.L. ICE it'll be fine
A.L. ICE don't worry i'll have the webzone done before episode drops. xoxo launching byyyyyeeeeee
N.KO working with you is suffering
This time around we’re discussing a game that makes Niko wish she had paid attention in math class, because getting babes is a function of x— Heaven Will Be Mine
Support the creator! Pick up a copy of the game on itch.io or Steam.
Content warnings for this episode: Trauma, Child Abuse, War and Violence.
Our intro this time is from “Plastic To Plastic” by Alec Lambert from the Heaven Will Be Mine OST.
Our theme is “She Loves Your Fusion” by PartyFactor on Pixabay. Other sound effects also sourced from Pixabay. Any and all clips of copyrighted media are included for transformative use or commentary, and On the Shoulders of Giants makes no claim of ownership on the sampled audio.
Mechs Discussed
Cool Factor(tm) Score
Alice |
Brian |
Niko |
|---|---|---|
10 |
10 |
10 |
Other Images of Things Discussed
GAME TIME!
The Courage of Our Convictions
Heaven Will Be Mine is a game about big ideas and big feelings. OSG podcast is also about that. We have big feelings constantly, from the first moment Alice bullies Niko to the final “goodbye, I love you,” and ideas? Well, they don’t get bigger than ours—as proven by the compendium of Official OSG Stances compiled by diligent scribe and friend of the show, Ghost.
Niko pulled from this list to ask Brian and Alice (and here, you, the listener!) to stand in our truths, to recall what our faction would be about, and to fondly reflect on some of the dumbest shit we’ve said with feeling in our voices. Niko will be supplying you three stances. Which of them is an ACTUAL official OSG stance. If you don’t, well... Someone else’s ending might become canon.
| a. Alice doesn’t believe in men. b. Brian doesn't listen to women. c. Niko has never seen a boob. | Click to Reveal Answer!Bthe other two might be true, too |
| a. If you're afraid to fuck a Dell PC, you are a moral coward. b. All mecha musume is yuri (between the girl and the mech parts). c. Floppy discs are inherently erotic. | Click to Reveal Answer!Afuck a dell pc, coward |
| a. Always point guns at orphans. b. Fire Force isn’t real and can’t hurt us. c. Revenge is cool if you do it right, and have fun, and be yourself. | Click to Reveal Answer!Cand it's really cool |
| a. The only people Alice respects started on SomethingAwful. b. You should go to CraigsList and live mas. c. Reddit is a real website. | Click to Reveal Answer!Bno comment on the others |
| a. Alice has never played HuniePop. b. Alice has never played Escape from Tarkov. c. Alice has never played Love Live. | Click to Reveal Answer!Bniko chose this question to call me (alice) out |
| a. Geopolitical conflict is the only safe route to romance. b. Texans are the most treacherous Americans. c. Everyone that heads oil companies is a bastard that needs to rot in hell. | Click to Reveal Answer!C |
| a. All mechs should have boob windows. As a treat. b. Okinawa Airforce Base needs to be moved. c. The UN is a puppet of US imperialism. | Click to Reveal Answer!Bboob windows own, though |
| a. Hummingbirds are insects. b. Mechs is girls. c. Air carriers are normal. | Click to Reveal Answer!Ai think we're hacks, honestly |
BONUS1. We believe that time theft by corporations is a real crime (from ep 3). 2. Freud ruined humanity (from ep 4). 3. Literacy is a mistake, and a crime (from ep 11). |
Click to Reveal Answer!2not the pilot from Gunbuster. |
