Ep 0085 - Aliens (1986)

10/27/2026

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This time I’m reviving Alice from stasis and betraying her in the name of profit, a turn that will make Brian a bedraggled little air duct orphan—it's time for Aliens. Let’s launch into it!

Content warnings for this episode: Horror elements, gore and viscera, child abandonment and endangerment, misogyny and physical abuse.

Our theme is “She Loves Your Fusion” by PartyFactor on Pixabay. Other sound effects also sourced from Pixabay. Any and all clips of copyrighted media are included for transformative use or commentary, and On the Shoulders of Giants makes no claim of ownership on the sampled audio.

Mechs Discussed

P-5000 Powered Work Loader

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Alice

Brian

Niko

8

7

10

Other Images of Things Discussed

awiens :3
KITTY
POWER LOADER SPOTTED
GET OUTTA THE WAY I WANNA SEE THE POWER LOADER
I SEE HER BACK THERE
POWER LOADER !!
those back muscles
missile loading with a power loader
look at that actuation
foreshadowing
she's licensed!!
STRAP-ON
slides
the pilot cockpit light is necessary
SAFETY LIGHTS WHILE IN MOTION
functional. sets. cgi could never
POWER LOADER !!!
feetsies
CLEAR. MARKED. LIFT POINTS.
WOMEN IN STEM!!
HOORAAAAAH (if you look like this call me -alice)
the apc is NOT a mech. but it IS cool
me drawing a plane in elementary school.
sexy
B I T C H
power loader attack!!!
good thing she doesn't have a canopy
om nom nom
foreshadowing
no but really what is this welding torch for
choke that bitch
flick that switch
women on women wrestling
help! power loader has fallen!!
they look so cozy together
thank you... power loader-chan <3
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
goodbye... sweet prince...

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